THE 'GORDO' VS. THE JEDI

I was done with classes for the weekend on Thursday. After my last class, the homie O & I head over to this spot called 'The Riv', b/c every Thursday, they have 'Burgerama', which is $2 Burger/Fry combos....can't go wrong with that right? Anyways, we step up and see this dude that steps to us and says "Can I see some ID?" I was like "fam, we don't wanna drink, we just want some $2 burger/fry combo love." FAIL. We were mad salty, and trynna look for the next best thing...so we rolled over to Panchero's. It was O's first time being in there, and he told me he was hungry as hell, so I told him to order this big ass burrito named "THE GORDO." The guy that was in there that was making the food started makin O the biggest 'GORDO' I've ever seen in my life. So I had to order a Gordo too. I got back to my room and tried to eat it...

THE GORDO....look how big it is [II]



SO I started to try to eat it...FAIL. I put it in the fridge and saved it for the next day.


Woke up and smashed the rest of it...