BURN RUBBER'S THE RECESSION SALE UPDATE

I took a little nap today, and woke up with a voicemail from Ro to make sure that the flyest readers of my blog are informed of Burn Rubber's upcoming sale. So if some of you yentas* get tired of seeing me bring up Burn Rubber's The Recession Sale, then I suggest you come to Burn Rubber this weekend to check it out, or when the next sale comes around, my mentions will come at you which such ferocity that you might start taking a dislike to me, lol.



UPDATE: FOR ALL INTERNET ORDERS, TYPE IN 'RECESSION' AND RECEIVE 25% OFF YOUR ORDER...

sidebar: there's a slight chance that I might postpone my use of the word "crumb" for the moment since I've been hearing whispers of some of you catching feelings thinking I'm referring to you...and for that, I literally LOL @ you...in the words of Royce Da 5'9: "QUIT ACTIN LIKE A LITTLE BABY!" LOL, and if you think I'm ever referring to you in this blog in a negative way (I'm probably not because some of y'all aren't worth it, seriously), a simple call for clarification will do...that's what the mature do.