Friday, September 12, 2008

LET'S GO AGAIN!: **INSERT QUOTE HERE**


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  1. AnonymousSeptember 12, 2008 at 5:32 PM

    White Folks: hello my negro friend, me and my ugly wife were wondering why you are carrying around what looks to be a championship belt??

    Champion: Well I am a champion, but not in a WBA, WWF kind of way. I am a champion of the streets

    WF: what does that mean?

    Champ: Well it means I am a boss type lord in all areas of playerdom!!

    WF: We have no idea what you are saying

    Champ: It does not surprise me that you are so disconnected from my urban vernacular.

    WF: Would you like some of my fat wife’s ice cream? You can use her spoon!!!

    Champ: No thanks thats nasty (referring to his wife), but you guys have nice day, I am going to lord on some fools!! (takes off in a superman stance)

    WF: (to each other) that was a pleasantly strange young man…lets go home and watch some BET I want to know what he was talking about…..

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  2. George.I.AmSeptember 12, 2008 at 6:57 PM

    "As High as life gets"

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  3. George.I.AmSeptember 12, 2008 at 7:00 PM

    Lipsick on a pig... is still a pig Lol!!!

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2008 at 12:37 AM

    champ:when we uncrossed our legs i had the biggest ...lol

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  5. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2008 at 12:48 AM

    White Man: "Good afternoon, nig...I mean, sir."

    Light Skinned: "Hey, how's it going?"

    WM: "Rather well. Where did you get that belt?"

    LS: *Laughs* You know, it's funny that you ask.

    WM: Why's that?

    LS: Cuz your woman gave it to me.

    *White woman eats ice cream and looks on*

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2008 at 12:55 AM

    guy with champ belt: i guess i won cause i was the only one not wearing glasses

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2008 at 1:48 AM

    Champ: ...and that's why the discovery of the Higgs Boson at the Large Hadron Collider should prove why mass exists.

    Old man: Well, it's nice to see that our public education system is doing a good job training the future of America. But may I ask what the belt is for?

    Champ: Oh this? The kids at the day care program I work at made this for me.

    Old man: That's very selfless of you.

    Champ: well sir, that means a lot coming from someone who is still so clearly dedicated to his autistic brother.

    Old man: Excuse me?

    Champ: Your brother over there, he clearly has advanced signs of autism, and I think that is simply wonderful that you still take him out for ice cream at your age.

    Old man: That's...That's my wife

    Champ: (hits old man on head) coulda had a V8!

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  8. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2008 at 3:33 AM

    *white man whispers to wife-look honey, he looks like one of those good negros dont u think...

    *wife says back-y he certainly does, i think its safe to speak to him w/out him um, "busting a cap in our ass"...i think thats what they say these days

    *grady aka the champ-BITCH!!! I HEARD ERRTHANG YALL SAID, NOW GIVE ME 1 REASON Y I SHOULDNT PEOPLES ELBOW BOTH OF UR CANDY ASSES RIGHT HERE ON THIS VERY SIDEWALK???

    *white folks say(pointing to royal oak police officer) this is y

    *grady aka the champ yells-UHHH...too fast!!!(vanishing into the night, evn though its daytime)

    THE END......OR IS IT?

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  9. Gallardo BastardoSeptember 13, 2008 at 9:00 AM

    James: Well, he said he couldn't smell what I was cooking, so I powerbombed him through his dining room table and skeeted on his mom. That's how I became the Champion of everything.

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 14, 2008 at 12:27 AM

    Man: "Look honey, it thinks it's people!"

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  11. AnonymousSeptember 14, 2008 at 12:32 AM

    Woman:"Honey, is that a negro?"
    Man:"Why yes it is honey.... Excuse me, Mr. colored gentleman? I'd really appreciate if you'd spread your niggerdom elsewhere?

    James: CHAMPIONNNNNNNNNN!!!!! *baboon gibberish*

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 14, 2008 at 6:24 PM

    white man:see honey this is what you get when you vote for a black man for president ...negros just think they can sit any where


    white woman:i seee..

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  13. GrungeCake MagazineSeptember 14, 2008 at 11:18 PM

    "...and now I will be on my way!"

    "what a loser!"

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  14. AnonymousSeptember 15, 2008 at 1:05 AM

    idk "wtf dont sit nxt to me black man" lol i just would love some art work!

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  15. AnonymousSeptember 16, 2008 at 2:01 AM

    white man:do your parents no you sit this close to white people?

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  16. MIKE (MOTIVATION)September 17, 2008 at 5:30 AM

    James: Im feeling those shoes man, are those Retros or OGs?

    Man: OGs baby, 1987 loafers with the buttery leather, what you know about these son?

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  17. AnonymousSeptember 21, 2008 at 11:12 PM

    who won

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