AND THE WINNER OF CLIFF NOTES' FIRST **INSERT QUOTE HERE**

Big thanks to all who participated...I'll catch the rest of you on the next one...

THIRD PLACE: Ro (I can do this all day)

Marv Won: "Why am I sitting all the way to the end of the bench, and you are a couple inches away from your end?"

AZ: "I was admiring that beautiful young ladies fun bags, you should take a look."

Marv Won: "You take a look at my left hand, and see that it's balled up and ready to punch you in the face, cause if I turn my head and you do something behind my back, I'm gonna show you why the call me a Fat Killah."

AZ: "No serious look, she just...damn, you just missed her."

Marv Won: "Yeah I thought so"



SECOND PLACE: Ro

Marv Won: "What the fuck you just say to me?"

AZ: "No disrespect, I gained a couple pounds too."

Marv Won: "I'm losing weight, you still got Cankles."

AZ: "Well at least I don't look like Rick Ross."

Marv Won: "So is that a fat joke, or a racial joke?"

AZ: "Oh my gosh, not again, you people always gotta take it there."

Marv Won: "You people? This conversation is over, I'm done"

AZ: "I just don't get it?"



FIRST PLACE: SneakersTillDeath a.k.a. Mr. Good Life Decisions

[Two Sneakerheads, sitting on a bench]

AZ: Did you see that last episode of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition? It was a real tear-jerker.

MarvWon: Actually, yes, Azriel. That kind of compassion and motivation to give without any thought of reward is much needed in today's "me-first" world.

AZ: It's inspired me, it really has. I've resolved to live by the motto, "what can I do for you today?"

MarvWon: That's terrific.

AZ: Thank you. So, Marvelous, tell me what I can do for you today?

MarvWon: Well, I could really use a hug, Mr. Jenkins.

AZ: Hey there, buddy, no problemo.

[They Hug]

Both [Simultaneously]: No homo.

[End Scene]