MY FINAL ENCOUNTER WITH THE "RADIATION RUSH" HULK SLURPEE

SO after DooDoo and MonieInThaMiddle hooked me up with a the free slurpee on 7-11, I swear I was on a mission to find the last place with Hulk Slurpee in the area. So after stopping through James Grady's Pretty Ugly, we went to the 7-11 at 14 & Crooks. I proceed to walk in there and sure enough....

Right in front of me was the best slurpee ever created in existence. SO I'm hype, but I stay calm. I go grab a cup, fill it up, try to take this moment all in...(LOL, I have a problem)...

Now I'm at the counter, jazzy-mouthing the ish out of the girl who works there, cuz a Hulk slurpee is great, but a FREE Hulk Slurpee would be epic. I start lettin this lady know about my struggle to find this Slurpee and how all the other 7-11s in the area don't carry that flavor anymore. Then she hits me with the bomb: "Well sir,this is our last batch and the Hulk Slurpee, and tomorrow, we'll be all out too."

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

So after trying to hold back my tears, I couldn't help but think to myself 'what can I do to savor one the last moment I'll have with the Hulk Slurpee?' I can't just drink the one I have slowly cuz it'll melt, and just drinking one in of itself wouldn't be too historic. Several thoughts ran through my head until I came up with my final solution:


I had to double myself down. I had to, not to mention I got the second one for me...EPIC JAZZY MOUTH, lol. Sure, I had brain freeze for what seemed like forever (10 minutes, lol), my stomach was killing me that night, and my poop was bright green the next day (too much information, I know), but it was worth it...