Wednesday, July 30, 2008

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What do you think these two are saying to each other???
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  1. AnonymousJuly 30, 2008 at 1:30 AM

    [Two Sneakerheads, sitting on a bench]

    AZ: Did you see that last episode of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition? It was a real tear-jerker.

    MarvWon: Actually, yes, Azriel. That kind of compassion and motivation to give without any thought of reward is much needed in today's "me-first" world.

    AZ: It's inspired me, it really has. I've resolved to live by the motto, "what can I do for you today?"

    MarvWon: That's terrific.

    AZ: Thank you. So, Marvelous, tell me what I can do for you today?

    MarvWon: Well, I could really use a hug, Mr. Jenkins.

    AZ: Hey there, buddy, no problemo.

    [They Hug]

    Both [Simultaneously]: No homo.

    [End Scene]

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  2. MIKE (MOTIVATION)July 30, 2008 at 2:00 AM

    Do you think this phone cord looks good around my neck?!?

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  3. AnonymousJuly 30, 2008 at 1:04 PM

    Marv Won: "What the fuck you just say to me?"

    AZ: "No disrespect, I gained a couple pounds too."

    Marv Won: "I'm losing weight, you still got Cankles."

    AZ: "Well at least I don't look like Rick Ross."

    Marv Won: "So is that a fat joke, or a racial joke?"

    AZ: "Oh my gosh, not again, you people always gotta take it there."

    Marv Won: "You people? This conversation is over, I'm done"

    AZ: "I just don't get it?"

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  4. AnonymousJuly 30, 2008 at 1:12 PM

    Marv Won: "Why am I sitting all the way to the end of the bench, and you are a couple inches away from your end?"

    AZ: "I was admiring that beautiful young ladies fun bags, you should take a look."

    Marv Won: "You take a look at my left hand, and see that it's balled up and ready to punch you in the face, cause if I turn my head and you do something behind my back, I'm gonna show you why the call me a Fat Killah."

    AZ: "No serious look, she just...damn, you just missed her."

    Marv Won: "Yeah I thought so"

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  5. AnonymousJuly 30, 2008 at 1:15 PM

    Marv Won: "What?"

    AZ: "I just don't think so"

    Marv Won: "FUCK YOU MAN...Stevie Wonder is a musical GENIUS."

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  6. Red.OctoberJuly 30, 2008 at 6:05 PM

    "Man, what?! ...if you ask me about that CO shit again it's a wrap, homie!"

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  7. ape jamesJuly 30, 2008 at 9:22 PM

    Marv: Az, you know i got that double deck yacht, docked Boss, and i be blowing weed up??

    AZ: oh, well that's nice, but...I SELL DIAMONDSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

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  8. ape jamesJuly 30, 2008 at 9:30 PM

    Marv: Man look at this street life...sellin' dope and fuckin' hoes

    AZ: yea...well, i SELL DIAMONDDDSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. AnonymousJuly 30, 2008 at 9:52 PM

    I dont think this bench can take much more....

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  10. ape jamesJuly 30, 2008 at 11:25 PM

    Marv: Damn nigga, u fart??
    AZ: Yea, but i SELL DIAMONDSSSS!!!!

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